Tagalog jokes for DNA

Do you know what is DNA?
Dahil sa tanong nayan may nagjoke!.


DNA is a nucleic acid that is localized in cell nucleus and consists of two long chains of nucleotides twisted together into a double helix and joined by hydrogen bonds between complementary bases adenine and thymine or cytosine and guanine.
It carries the cell’s genetic information and hereditary characteristics via the equence of its nucleotides.
Thus, people are identified by their unique DNAs, such as:

Prostitute:
DNAvirgin

Old Maid:
DNAgamit

Bachelor:
DNAkasal

Arab:
DNAgaahit

Insomniac:
DNAmakatulog

Constipation:
DNAkakatae

Water Conservationist:
DNAliligo

Bin Laden:
DNAhanap at DNAhuli

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo:
DNAaamin.

Town Fiesta:
DNAyo

Loser:
DNAya

Uncircumcised:
DNAtuli

Bisexual:
DNAmauri

Pandak:
DNAtumangkad

DNAtawa kayo? Kung di kayo natawa, DNAkayo uling papadalhan ng ganitong klaseng Pinoy joke
O eh ‘di s’ya. . . DNA ako magtatagal.